Spit your game, talk your sh!t :P

Hey c'mon.. You know all you need to be a doctor is the ability to ryhme like a three year old. I mean, Dr.Seus did it.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

-said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

"Im the extra caramel and you the chocolate"

The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
get the hungry to eat the homeless

sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)

Fact; hunny, your ego can be 50 feet high but we know your just as easily broken inside. your no different then she or I easiest hello, the hardest goodbye. say what you want in the end you aint got nothin to flaunt.

-I Wrote This Not To Long Ago :D

Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

Me: No, it's naturally blue.

Haha, true convo.

You wouldn't be hot if you stood in the pits of hell.

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

If you ever come cross bad things, only dread them and confront them one at a time.