Funny Quotes

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  • I got stlye
    i got class
    ima white girl
    with a ghetto @$$

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  • I'm a b***h, a classy one.
    You're a b***h, the nasty one.

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  • Spit your game, talk your sh!t :P

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  • Hey c'mon.. You know all you need to be a doctor is the ability to ryhme like a three year old. I mean, Dr.Seus did it.

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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall
    im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

    -said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

    by Momma
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  • "Im the extra caramel and you the chocolate"

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  • The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
    get the hungry to eat the homeless

    sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)

    by michael
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  • Fact; hunny, your ego can be 50 feet high but we know your just as easily broken inside. your no different then she or I easiest hello, the hardest goodbye. say what you want in the end you aint got nothin to flaunt.

    -I Wrote This Not To Long Ago :D

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  • Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

    Me: No, it's naturally blue.

    Haha, true convo.

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  • You wouldn't be hot if you stood in the pits of hell.

    by LeAndra
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