(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

If you ever come cross bad things, only dread them and confront them one at a time.

When life gives you lemons,make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

&i admit wen it comes to spending time with u baby im a greedy b****!<3

HELP, my baby is misisng it's kneecaps!!

Will you be my hoochie momma?

Arguing the topic more is like arguing to a stop sign that it is not a stop sign.

Yeah..I dont like stopsigns either.

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

Life's to short play naked.