When life gives you lemons,make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

&i admit wen it comes to spending time with u baby im a greedy b****!<3

HELP, my baby is misisng it's kneecaps!!

Will you be my hoochie momma?

Arguing the topic more is like arguing to a stop sign that it is not a stop sign.

Yeah..I dont like stopsigns either.

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

Life's to short play naked.

I wish your name was homework...cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk right now

Happiness is getting drunk after having a glass of water..
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