I wish your name was homework...cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk right now

Happiness is getting drunk after having a glass of water..
x

LIfe Bites,
Thank God theres cake

I was about to write a quote about forgetting, but I forgot what I was gonna write.

Did you know Rudolph is a Girl?...
That isnt his nose.....
They found him in the kotex isle....

If u put a compas into space, which way will it point?

Slinkies are fun, but reminded of people they give me, one falls downward on the stairs, no matter who is the witness, there is always a smile.

Before you insult someone
Walk a mile in there shoes
that way you'd be a mile away
and you have their shoes!

3 girls can keep a secret if 2 of them r dead

(not bye me its on my phone)

MOO i'm a pig :]