Funny Quotes

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  • LIfe Bites,
    Thank God theres cake

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  • I was about to write a quote about forgetting, but I forgot what I was gonna write.

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  • Did you know Rudolph is a Girl?...
    That isnt his nose.....
    They found him in the kotex isle....

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  • If u put a compas into space, which way will it point?

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  • Slinkies are fun, but reminded of people they give me, one falls downward on the stairs, no matter who is the witness, there is always a smile.

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  • Before you insult someone
    Walk a mile in there shoes
    that way you'd be a mile away
    and you have their shoes!

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  • 3 girls can keep a secret if 2 of them r dead

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  • (not bye me its on my phone)

    MOO i'm a pig :]

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  • IM BACK HEHE :] I'VE BEEN BUSYY LATELY. NEW QUOTES AND POEMS COMING<33

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  • If band had leagues...

    I'd be in varsity. :)

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