Can't say something nice?

Write it down!

I suffer from lack of brain cells whats your excuse?

If I ate brains...you'd be safe

:P

The sad thing is that you have no social life.
The funny thing is that it's not enough punishment.

Life's like a really fast car no matter how much horsepower you have, you wont go any where until you shift into gear

Some people look good in shorts. Then there's you.

Its okay to be ugly but you're overdoing it!!!

Have you every considered a career as a crash dummy?

"Is life very easy, i juest that question can be answered, 'but'.

I have skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?