"Is life very easy, i juest that question can be answered, 'but'.

I have skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?

You know those extermination places?? i wonder if they can get rid of ex boyfriends....

"never MAKE a wooden nickel" charlax said this

Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel it's warmth

Para ti, para mi', PARA TODOS!

I saw it on an internet commercial banner thingy ^_^
It was for a cooking tool thinger and it means "For you, for me, FOR ALL!". I saw it and i was like "OMG I have to post that! =D"

* You must be a good runner,
Because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief,
Because you have stolen my heart,
And I am always a bad shooter,
Because I miss you always.*

:)

not by me.

There was a horny young lady named Jill,
Who f**ked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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not by me.
but really funny :)

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my brother to swim.