Funny Quotes

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  • A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
    — Rodney Dangerfield

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  • Impossiple is nothing!!

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  • Just do it!!

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  • Late night phone calls
    text messages in the morning
    seeing eachother all day
    yea were obsessed but thats what makes us best friends =]

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  • I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out.

    by Tony
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  • Who ever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door

    by MyMuse
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  • Before you want go diagnose me with ADD you might wanna try to....oh, look! It's a birdie!

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  • My smiles are fake,broken,happy,michiouvios,mysteries,lovable,goofy,beautiful, just another way to express myself =]

    by MyMuse
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  • YOU SO SLOW THAT THEY HAD TO BURN YOUR SCHOOL DOWN TO GET OUT OF THE PRE-K. LoL

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  • * You must be a good runner,
    Because you are always running in my mind,
    You must be a good thief,
    Because you have stolen my heart,
    And I am always a bad shooter,
    Because I miss you always.*

    :)

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