Lolli lolli lolli lolli
let me see yu pop that body

If you want something bad enough dont give up.

Instant human ....
just add coffee

What the hell is a slug?
Its just a snail without a home. If I was a slug, I'd rob a snail for its house.

I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved

"Kill two birds with one stone."

The birds point of view..:

"Poke two eyes with one beak."

Youh know wen its love
wen youh keep replaying in your head
of what he did
& just smile duringg class.

"DONT STAND BY THAT POLE! YOUR MAKING IT LOOK UGLY!"

I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious!

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be be watching television by candlelight.