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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas... |
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Someone needs to put in more funny quotes cuzz laughin at the old ones just dont cut it no more |
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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world tries to figure out how you did it. |
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In heaven... |
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The only guy you should cry over is George Bush. |
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CARPE SCROTUM: |
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I like dead end signs. They're kind. They at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere. |
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When life gives you lemons tell life you don't need them because you can wow people on your own |
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Me: A boiled egg is hard to beat in the morning.... |
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A fat P.E (physical education) teacher..............................i dont get it?..... |