If at first you do not succeed; failure might just be your style?

Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
But.... when HE cancels a date...... he HAS TWO.

-pinoy jokes-

Girls Who live in Glass Houses.....

Should Dress in the basement! ©

Tara Tavonti taught twelve toddlers to tackle twenty two targets.

Try saying that five times!!!

Nothing brings people together more then mutual hatred.

Hotpockets are from hell.

Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

There is no sense in talking sense to people who know no common sense.

Business in the front, even more business in the back.

So ... would a stripper's motto be, "Dance like everyone is watching"? Lol.

My underwear says single but my boyfriend says taken