A feather duck went ove to a rubber duck:What happened to you?

The rubber duck said without moving: I had plastic surgery!

Sex,
Drugs,
Rock and Roll

Speed,
Weed,
And birth control

Girls are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to.
But if you press the wrong buttons,
You will be disconnected.

Im in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldnt listen to myself, Im drunk!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "Youre making a scene"

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

C'mon dumb dumb!!
do something unintelligent!

It does not suck to be you

I dont really believe in suicide ... but it might make me feel better to watch you do it

You laugh because im different, i laugh because i just FARTED

By; Kyah & Jordan...xx