You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. :-D

I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
So i guess, I must be perfect! hehe..

Roses are red,
vilotes are blue,
trash is dumped,
and so are you.

Roses are read
vilotes are blue
by the way,
i want someone new

Be yourself, when you get tired of that try acting.

Wanna call me?
call 1800 kiss my ass
or
call 1800 in your dreams

You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

I can be a btch. Deal with it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
so fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he ? =]

-Check if there is anyone walking behind the car.

~No one is walking behind the car,
(backs up the car)
~But there was a guy in a weel chair

-Ashley!