Roses are red,
vilotes are blue,
trash is dumped,
and so are you.

Roses are read
vilotes are blue
by the way,
i want someone new

Be yourself, when you get tired of that try acting.

Wanna call me?
call 1800 kiss my ass
or
call 1800 in your dreams

You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

I can be a btch. Deal with it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
so fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he ? =]

-Check if there is anyone walking behind the car.

~No one is walking behind the car,
(backs up the car)
~But there was a guy in a weel chair

-Ashley!

I dont care if you lick windows, take the specail bus or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hand in there sunshine, you're friggen special!

Whenever you're feeling down, go outside and hug a tree....but run away if it hugs you back.

~ALR