Funny Quotes

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  • If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out. .

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  • Dont follow in my footsteps....i run into walls .

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  • Never ardue with a fool- people might not know the difference.

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  • * A song*

    I'm A cucumber
    I'm A cucumber
    plz don't take me to the pickel farm

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  • I am your stalker 'coz you are a good kisser

    by joeam
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  • It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

    by Tony
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  • SOMEONE PLEASE READ MY POEMS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

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  • Laugh untill
    you
    Tinkel LOL

    by Grace
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  • You might want some but I can actually get some.

    by Tony
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  • You're so crazy I wanna have your babies!

    by Tony
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