You might want some but I can actually get some.

You're so crazy I wanna have your babies!

Ii |OvE [YOU] && HATE [YOU] At tHa SaMe tiMe
Ii waNNa PuSh yOu oFF tHa bRiDgE && tHeN RuN dOwN tO CatCh yOu

3 blondes walk into a bar.....the brunette ducks

No My Dear Friends, Pride Is NOT The Hardest Thing To Swallow...just ask my boyfriend.

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh either!

I get more ass than a toilet seat

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...

Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

I can't take this shit are you serious?

Adam sandler in big daddy