Funny Quotes

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  • I love you more than a fish loves its plastic castle <3

    by Special k
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  • Thongs are the legal wedgie!!!

    by ToTormentedToEvenCare
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  • "MY GOD MAN" said Sir John."Why the hell is there no cookie on my plate?"

    "Well my friend" says Sir Orr "Because I ate it as if it were mine.

    "Good to know. Carry on." says Sir John.

    by Insanity
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  • I love you like a balemic loves the flush button!

    by Alex
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  • The big black bug bit the big black bear making the big black bear bleed blood

    by Stephanie
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  • I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

    i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

    by Stephanie
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  • Life is like a pack of gum...

    I have yet to figure out why...

    ---by some icon I read :D

    by Stephanie
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  • "Step on the gas, drive to my heart, but don't crash in it because it hurts like a mother f"

    by constantin
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  • You think missing me is hard?!?
    You should try missing you!

    by Starting Anew
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  • Peeing yourself is like a friendship.
    Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings =]

    by Acheebabe
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