Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.

To err is human.
To arr is a pirate.

I love you more than a fish loves its plastic castle <3

Thongs are the legal wedgie!!!

"MY GOD MAN" said Sir John."Why the hell is there no cookie on my plate?"

"Well my friend" says Sir Orr "Because I ate it as if it were mine.

"Good to know. Carry on." says Sir John.

I love you like a balemic loves the flush button!

The big black bug bit the big black bear making the big black bear bleed blood

I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

Life is like a pack of gum...

I have yet to figure out why...

---by some icon I read :D

"Step on the gas, drive to my heart, but don't crash in it because it hurts like a mother f"