You think missing me is hard?!?
You should try missing you!

Peeing yourself is like a friendship.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings =]

"BUSY"
means don't
****ING
talk to me
...idiot

When life gives you lemons...find an annoying kid with a paper cut...

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order. (Like it should be...)"

~I read this somewhere and loved it! Enjoy!

Life is sexually transmitted.

Don't give your trust away it must be ern't

Im nobody
and noboby is perfect
then im perfect

Be optimistic. Eventually everyone you hate will die.

Feel safe at night. Sleep with a LiFEGUARD.