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  • I don't care what you think about me, because it can't be half as bad as what I think about you...

    by bethany
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  • No, I can't go to hell.
    It has a restraining order

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  • Take free online classes to help you kick your Internet addiction problem.

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  • Its theres a will theres a shark.

    by Enzo
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  • A heart is a terrible thing to waste, so let me hold it for you.

    by Irene
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  • Listen to your heart...cause obviously your brain ain't helping much!

    by Irene
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  • If life were a box of chocolates....then hell, give me some!

    by Irene
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  • && SHE'Sz dHa qURl Wiit hER
    MiiDDlE fiiNqER iiN dHa AiiR
    CUZZ fO dHA fiiRSt tiiME EVER
    SHE dOESNt fR3akiiN CARE!

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  • If quitters never win,and winners never cheat,then who was the fool that said quit while your ahead.

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  • I'm guessing that there will be another Depression with the way things are happerning and prices rising.
    resourses will become harder to find, nd it will become a wold war for them.but who knows.

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