Sometimes its best not to question your friend.
just help them dump the body bag into the river.

Settle down precious...
i know what your going through,
10 minutes before you got here,
i was gonna jump too.

3 guys walk into a bar
the fourth one ducks

"Lets play happy!" says thing number one
"No I can't. I don't have a costume!" replies thing number two

The more i drink the better you look

*said while speeding down a highway*

either your first or your last

and if your last you dont matter

-ricky bobby tasby
(aka my grandpa)

''A hore is like a bowling ball gets's picked up,fingered, thrown into the gutter then comes back for more''

Son: mom, when will you be a grandmother?
mother: when you have a wife and son or daughter
son: what's next?
mother: nothing. i will die.
son: then i won't take a wife, for i don't want you to die!

a real story

You cant climb a mountain, until you take the first step!

Want to Know what my favorte thing about Gummy Worms is????......................

They Cant squrim back up your throat after you swallow them!!

YUMMMMMMM©