Germans stole our toast, we stole their kindergartens.

I am not, I repeat NOT, a Nazi baby. I have green eyes thank you very much. I'm Irish. With German features....

Dammit.

They're still green though!!!

Life is difficult,
Full of obstacles
And challenges
But when you fall down,
Stand up, rub off the dirt
And ask ,"Who the hell pushed me?!"

Please read and comment on my poems i will do the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Smile . . . the best thing you can give. free and originally yours!

There is no chance unless you take one

Most rainy days start off sunny maybe thts why nothing good ever lasts So I guess Im missin my
umbrella 2 protect me from the rain..mattafact naw fux it ima just stay in bed when it rains;lol

"One more chip then I'm done." Ya my mother says that too. Then she finishes the bag.

Is that a mirror in ur pocket?

cuz i can see me in your pants! =]