If the world was upside down everyone would be falling

A smile can turn a bad day into a good one.

This... Is... The best.... Drink EVAR!!!!

"You hurt my eggo!" (Inside joke...hahaha Brittney...XD)

Kid: Hey Snoopy. I'm bringing sexyback!
Snoopy: B**ch please.

Hello.
I am the Happiness Fairy.
I've sprinkled happy dust on you.
So smile dammit!
This sh*t is expensive!

Dinosaurs aren't real, they're just hiding.

I swear to drunk I'm not God

It is so easy for me to quite smoking
I had done it many times

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...