My mom said this to me:
god, im so happy for fabric with spandex. just shove in the jiggly parts and zip.

i replied saying:
unhealthy weight issues that'll make your teenage daughter turn anorexic.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you were a booger i'd pick you first :)

Sometimes I think of each day as a new puzzle to put together, unfortunatly today i was missing a piece

If my pillow could talk it would need a physciatrist to sort through all the problems I've shared with it

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Live your life the way you want not what people say you have to

Evil squirrels Eated my Cookies!!!

Little sister- *in da pool.* omg its gonna rain!
me- so?
little sister- i dnt wanna get wet !

*- true convo. as yu can see my lil sister is a funny lil creature. lol