Awkward situation #1: You burst out laughing at an inside joke that was formed days earlier, then feel obligated to explain it to those around you. Nobody laughs.

I can't deny it ,I can be sweet sometimes...

Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the butt. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?

There may be consequenses for every choice...but may I have choices for what the consequences are? :)

I won't admit it untill he does too
=P

He said-baby I will never lie to you.
she said-are you a man?
He said-yea
She said-then you will lie, that's what men do.

Okay, thats not funny anymore that was so one minute ago :)

3 truths of lyfe:
1) u cant touch all ur teeth wit ur tounge
2)ur a dumbass if u just tried it
3)now ur smilin cuz ur a dumbass!

Don't worry, you're an individual, just like everyone else :)