Funny Quotes

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  • I'd TAP that. maybe bump it, possibly bang it.

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  • When we were little barbies were toys we would p l a y with.
    [not people we go school with] *

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  • Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??

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  • R.I.P. 2 all the ppl dying 2 be me

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  • How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion?

    Another wonder of the world. Something 2 really think about

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  • How come flies fly but monkeys don't monkey?

    Another wonder of the world

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  • It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but its the little differences that make it interesting!
    ~Todd Ruthman

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  • By faithfully working eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
    ~Robert Frost

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  • I WISH I WAS A BIRD SO I CAN SHIT ON YOU.

    by mary
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