Funny Quotes

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  • I LOVED THAT LIE YOU SAID FOREVER WE WILL BE LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY DUMMY FOREVER DONT HAVE AN ENDING

    by mary
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  • You can't put all your diamonds in one safe.

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  • LOVE IF I WAS TO EVER MEET YOU IAM GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT CAUSE YOU KEEP TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON ME

    by mary
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  • Clicket or ticket
    ( my sister always says this cuz have your seatbelt on or get a ticket)

    by MEMI
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  • Not only does it float my boat, it sinks the rest.

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  • The One Who Laughs Last
    Thinks Slowest...

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  • Exceuses Are Like @$$ Holes Everyones Got One

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  • I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
    -Abbie Hoffman

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  • Q: Why did the gold bars get expelled from school?

    A: Bullion!

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  • Dont ever ask a stupid question cause all you'll get is a stupid answer

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