When life hands you lemons, Slip poison in the lemonade you made, And serve it to life. Then you've got death....

"we had gay robbers last night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture."

Do you have a first kiss kit?

Bring bring whos that
o god here we go
hi jim
blablabla
got 2 go beeeeep

Oh you naive girl!
He didn't unbutton your shirt, so he can get a better view of your heart !

Never argue with an idiot, because they'll bring you down to there level...and beat you at it.

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I am The H.B.I
Hot body Investagation
and your at the top of my list

i'm going to have to ask you to asume
the position

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am...

We are old enough to know the rules by now
but still to young to care