On this stage called life, the audience can't hear your thoughts. Speak them! Show by action! And keep the audience captivated.

I bet you were expecting something deep.

Holy Ghost it's a Crap!

"Girls are like perls Boys are just a bunch of toys" =P

Don't wait on the corner of the street, in the rain, for her to finally fall in love with you, you might catch a cold

Well the joke seemed to be funnier when it was on YOU

&& as you walk away,i know you will be coming back, cuzz i still got ur cash

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

Sometime's love is like a rollercoaster. After the painful twists and turns, you get sick of it.

But once you get off, you wanna ride again.

Short shorts are a panter's best friend.