"That's hott" -Paris Hilton-

"I dont hate you because your fat, your fat because I hate you"

Wear your
heart on your sleeve? How about
wear your heart on your cleavage,
guys look there more often.

Mexican word of da day -"ChiNOS"

My MOM thiNkS "ChiNOS" EVERythiN, bUt "ChiNOS" NOthiNG.!

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Mexican word of da day-"Herpes"

....Me and my ruca ordered pizza.

I got mine piece and she
got herpes.

After a year in therapy,
my psychiatrist said to me,
"Maybe life isn't for everyone."

Do you think i am wierd

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

You know you're a mexican when you share the same social security number with all of your amigos