Why is it when im in a hurry all the lights are red. and when im not all the light are green??

and why is it when i need a parking, theres no parking. and when i leave theres a lot of available parking??

Why do ppl always wish to win the lottery yet they never buy a ticket??

Yeah I was kinda sad when I saw him with another girl, but then i laughed because she was ugly.

Damaged people are dangerous...because they know how to survive.

WHY DO MEXICANS ONLY TIE ONE SHOE? BECAUSE ON DA BOTTOM OF DA SHOE IT READS “ TAIWAN ”.
JJAJA LOL

U KNOW WHY MEXICANz WALK AROUND SCHOOL ALL BAD LIKE THEY OWN IT? BECAUSE THEIR DAD BUILT IT AND THEIR MOM CLEANS IT. JAJAJAJA

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

Ur the one person who findes my stupidness cute
=P

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Kiss me in the rain
call 2 say good night
play with my hair
look me in the eyes
tell me i'm beautiful

lets be eachothers dream come true