Call me
hug me
kiss me
love me

i'll return the favor!

U make me smile...
it's as simple as that...

=D

Pisssst....here's a little secret........i'm wanna kiss u until ur lips r sore

=P

I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake!!! mmmm... =)

I dont like your shirt take it off

*somethin i told a guy*

Trust that little voice in your head that says, "Wouldn't it be interesting if.." And then do it.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?

Me: *smoking*
Child: -sneaking up behind me - Smoking is dirty.
Me: So are rude children.
Child: It'll kill you.
Me: So will talking to strangers... You can go away now.

True story! It just happened Friday night! :P

Sex is emotion in motion.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.