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If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart |
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BE OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die |
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Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do! |
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You know you're a band geek when having people help dress and undress isn't even remotely sexually simulating |
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'Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it' |
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I am smart. I just say a lot of stupid things. |
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You wanna get on my level? you cant get on my level, you'll need a space shuttle or a ladder thats forever |
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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It |
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Life's a beach until you get sand in your shorts |
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The police are looking for someone described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide? |