Cigarettes are like Wolves.
One won't kill you, but a few packs might.

(sing to the melody of iron man)
i am ice cream man running over fat kids as fast as i can.....♥

my boyfriend made it up and i thought that was funi

Excuses are like bellybuttons...everyone has one but no one knows what they are for.

Oh, say that again. Slower. And with your pants off.

"I Am" is one of the shortest sentence in the English language. "I Do" is the longest

Lets just say..well..im different. :)

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

SAVE THE TREES! Wipe your butt with an owl.

Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.