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  • If some one doesn't appriciate what you do when you try your best give them the fingre and say hey i gave it all i had, may not be the best but i did what i could and thats all i need

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  • The best prize that life can offer is working hard at work worth doing

    I heard that in a movie

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  • Life comes at you fast...so does a moving vehicle.

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  • If you are hearing voices in your head telling you to jump off a cliff OR if the mole on your head tells you to jump off a cliff...please, see a theripist.

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  • " i love your, i like the contrast between the blue and the black"

    _i get a look from anthony

    " it wasn't supposed to be black okay? it was an accident, i swear"

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  • Life is like a toilet roll:
    1. It always goes faster at the end
    2. Sometimes you think you can get along without it
    3. And yeah, SHIT HAPPENS!

    by Em
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  • I miss the care free days of childhood, you could eat anything.. Now if you eat anything, you feel fat, because that's the way the 'cool kids' roll.

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  • When life hands you lemons, make margaritas to get life snockered, cut out one of its kidneys, & sell it on the black market for cash to buy yourself some peaches instead.

    by Jenna
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  • When life hands you lemons, catch them on fire and throw them back.

    by Jenna
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  • Life is a b*tc*. Because if it was a s l u t it would be easy.

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