It is tragic that my last name means "lacking."
and tragedy can put on its black eyeliner and beat off in the corner.

- Boofpixie, on tragedy.

Sometimes I like to sit and watch life go by. Then sometimes I like to stick my foot out and trip it up a little.

To make you not laugh

we will have to lose all emotion
and become like
a banker
or a librarian

Guy 1: I keep getting a negative answer for number ten. what does that mean?
guy 2: it means ur gay
guy 1: yay real funny. I'll just ask the professor.
professor: watcha doin' tonight?

Man 1: I think you should quit drinking.

man 2: It's the beer that's addicted to me.Oh no! It's back! NO Stop! HELP!!!!

Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
Benches aren't supposed to talk!!

Guy 1: Damn, you're fat!
guy 2: Real beauty is skin deep
guy 1: then it's a deep search for you, fatty!

Guy #1: hey, what happened to your legs?
guy #2: moe like, what happened to your arms?
guy #1: Holy crap!

Dad: happy birthday, son!
**gives son pinata**
son: thanks dad!
*son whacks it and blood comes out.**
dad: oh my god...
Why did you do that?!

Dont mess with a girl who can leave you messed up