Guy: I love you baby.
girl: I love me too.

Ken dodds dads dogs dead.

Yes We're Different, But You Know The Only Reason You Stare Is Because You're Jealous.

"When life gives you lemons, pick them up and put them in ur shirt to make ur boobs bigger!"
~Unknown

Living it up then falling back down
I loved the way you pushed me around
Smiles with tears, hurt with laughter
so much for happily ever after

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm walking on.... How does anyone walk on sunshine? It's like walking on water, you can't do it unless you're god.......

Hi. You'll do.
=]

You asked me if i liked you.
No duh, stupid.
Why do you think i stare at you?
For the looks you don't have?

Random Boy: Hey, whats up?
Girl: The sky.
Random Boy: Whats down?
Girl: Your ego.