Funny Quotes

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  • Live. Love & Learn to hate

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  • If water is invisible, y does it make clothes dark?

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  • Y do u call a package that is sent by ship, cargo, and a package that is sent by car is called shipment?

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  • If lightning strikes the sea, y don't all the fish die?

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  • When you run over a human, it sounds like "thud." A bunny'd sound more like "pssssh."

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  • A broken heart can be fixed,, all it takes is time ( and lots of duct tape and band aidds)

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  • In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
    abuse, broccoli, o-zone holes, sexism, prejudice,
    stupid guys, pms, and broken hearts:
    why are you telling me to 'have a good day'?

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  • Make cupcakes,
    not war

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  • B:"I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
    G:"What's misunderstood about you?"
    B:"Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

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  • Kids in the front seat cause accidents,
    Accidents in the backseat cause kids.

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