Funny Quotes

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  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

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  • I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

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  • Frienship:
    God's way of apologizing for family.

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  • "I don't need a life. I have plenty of phoenix downs."

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  • Help keep the planet earth clean
    this isnt uranus!

    by l0ser
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  • You have to kiss alot of frogs before you REALLY know how to kiss!
    ~ME, My Nan, and my lil' sis

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  • Never say never...never is forever...the next time you feel like saying never think about what your saying

    Oooop...i just said never 4 oops 5 times.
    ^^
    (^-^)<-- its a bunny!
    or kitty??

    idk

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  • Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic.

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  • When the very first man discovered that cows give milk, what was he doing?

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  • You don't have to be faster then the bear, you just have to be faster then the slowest guy running from the bear.

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