Funny Quotes

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  • It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder...
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!

    by thing3
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  • I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

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  • You might've heard I roll with a dangerous crowd. We're crazy, we laugh a little too loud. But that never hurt anyone, because only the good die young.

    by Bugg
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  • If I'm lying, wouldn't my pants be on fire?

    by Bugg
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  • Dnt hate the player nor the game
    Hate urself for getting played

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  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

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  • The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

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  • Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!!!!!!!!

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  • When you walk into a room
    all the boys go "DAYUMM!"
    && all the gurls go get platic surgery
    and liposuction!

    [made for my friend Angie]

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