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It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder... |
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I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man |
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You might've heard I roll with a dangerous crowd. We're crazy, we laugh a little too loud. But that never hurt anyone, because only the good die young. |
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If I'm lying, wouldn't my pants be on fire? |
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Dnt hate the player nor the game |
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. |
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings |
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Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!!!!!!!! |
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When you walk into a room |