Funny Quotes

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  • Oxymoron #1: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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  • Teletubies rock so hard its stupid.....!

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  • Say this as fast as you can:

    Five Frogs Fly Far

    by gina
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  • You're not ugly! Just see it as you being a beautiful monkey :)

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  • Its better to have a broken heart and let it heal to find out what love is than to have a perfect hearth and not know what love is.

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  • Love is love sex is clean open your legs and i will fill u with cream lol...

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  • Kate: Hmmm where's my penis?
    Kirst: iuno
    Kate: Oooo, He's coming

    I call my boyfriend my penis

    by Kate
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  • Ashleigh: *Trys on Kates glasses* Woah yooh'r blind
    Kate: No i'm not I just can't see

    by Kate
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  • Ha ha ha he fell cause he was being a smart ass

    by JASMINE
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  • I'm sry all but calgirl is gettin all her quotes from another website I do see she does cedit some ppl and sum she doesnt it isnt right just to let ya know

    by Jessi
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