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1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00 |
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"old people are cool" |
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How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this |
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THEY SAY:: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS |
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Your the peanut in my peanut butter... |
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Love me now, or love me never, |
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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row |
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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." |
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? |
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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. |