When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution.

Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

I have a weird theory that on very long journeys, it is harder to die in a bus with many people than a smaller car because of the collective prayers for safety.

New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

The difference between a party (or meeting) and solitude is other people.

My Biggest Goal on Earth is to make it into Heaven.

Many times, I mend broken things to mend my psyche.

Criticism is what other people say against your difference; we are not the same.

When I grow up, I want to be a grasscutter.

The Sun shines everyday for people without solar panels too.