Funny Quotes

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  • What you lost yesterday, you will regain tomorrow!

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  • Rain falls for people without harvest tanks too.

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  • Complaining about joblessness yet there is a lot of work to do is like saying a rainy or cloudy day is night simply because the solar power is not enough.

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  • If Arua City was a woman, then her maiden firstname would be Cynthia.

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  • Misery is complaining of thirst yet there is plenty of drinking water.

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  • If I had all the power in the universe, then I would lock up the Devil and end the wait for his final defeat.

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  • Life is all about food and making babies.

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  • When Death calls, do not pick up the phone!

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  • It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience.

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  • The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

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