Funny Quotes

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  • It's all gravy in the navy, Good in the hood, where the elves build shelves.

    by; my boyfriend De'Angelo

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  • "Sweet like a Georgia Peach but RARE like a Blue Pear!"

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  • When you break up, it's ok, just----- tell everyone he's gay and date his best friend----you'll live.

    by Poseur
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  • Sometimes those little white lies can really add some color to the situation....

    by Poseur
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  • Im not a violent person, but if you mess with me, i sure as hell ain't gonna stand there and take it.

    by Poseur
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  • Every day I wake, I tell myself a little harmless lie ... the whole world is mine.

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  • I'm so hungry I'd sell my grandmother for a tic-tac

    by Jenny
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  • JEALOUSY IS A CRIME B I

    by corrina
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  • You all think im broken and tamed? HA HA HA! no friggin chance of that one. im just playing dead.

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  • In the words of Jen "It's not like I FREKIN TOUCH MEHSELF!!!"

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