If your the shit when people you dont know hate you...
Then i must be the biggest piece of shit in the world.

I said "get lost" he said "how far"
I said "your mean" He said "your nice"
I said " I don't love you anymore" He said"yes you do"....
Love......gosh!

Id rather be hated for someone i am then loved for someone im not
-kurt cobain

i know this isnt my quote but its one of my favorites

If your friend is truly a friend you shouldnt have to lie they will do it for you

Boy says---i don't see why you wear bras...you got nothin' to put in 'em...

girl says- you wear pants don't you?

Play by the rules
and you'll miss all the fun

All guys are dogs...That's why u gotta chase the cat....

You know no matter how hard i try i can never fall off the floor........it is like impossible.

Standin in a queue in asda a boi cums up 2 me
boi: scuse me
me: yh
b: is ur dad a thief bcoz sum1 stole the stars 2 put in ur eyes
m:hahahahahah
b:u werent meant 2 laugh u were meant 2 fall 4 me
m:hahahahahahahahahah
b: im gna go now
M:hahahahahah

It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder.