Funny Quotes

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  • Why do we kill people who kill to prove that killing people is wrong???

    by Mel
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  • Seriously, sex is like pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty darn good!

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  • In a world where darkness and evil roam free, only one thing can save us...

    FRUIT LOOPS!

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  • I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
    got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

    by Mel
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  • Tawana-mama:ur lame
    me: but u luv me tho aint it! spank me iif im wrong bite me iif im rite
    tawana-mama: fagg ...

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  • Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity!!

    by Riannah
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  • "Only three things will survive nuclear warfare:

    1) Cockroaches
    2)Twinkies
    3)Oprah Winfrey

    The cockroaches will eat the Twinkies, and Oprah will eat the cockroaches. Society will go on."

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  • I cant eat breakfast cuz im thinking of you,
    I cant eat lunch cuz im thinking of you,
    I cant eat dinner cuz im thinking of you,
    And i cant go to bed cuz im hungry.

    by Whitney
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  • What you don't over dose on, only gets you higher.

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  • Make-Over?
    Hun....You Need To Be Run Over! <3

    by Kiera
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