Funny Quotes

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  • "If life hands you lemons, DONT share with anyone else!"

    by Liz
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  • I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

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  • "Old people are like toilet paper.
    They die, and then more come."

    -Drea. <3

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  • You have a right to your opinions.
    and i have the right to say its stupid =]]

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  • When life hands you lemons,
    ask for tequila and salt.

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  • Friendship is like peeing your pants.
    everyone can see it,
    but only u can feel the true warmth

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  • Keep talking s***.
    ur making me famous
    ;]]

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  • Note to self:
    Boys suck.
    they break hearts.
    throw things at them.
    .....like pineapples.
    they are pointy =]]

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  • Friends are like condoms.
    they protect you when things get hard. =]]

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  • So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy. That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gay. . .

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