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"If life hands you lemons, DONT share with anyone else!" |
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I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided. |
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"Old people are like toilet paper. |
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You have a right to your opinions. |
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When life hands you lemons, |
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Friendship is like peeing your pants. |
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Keep talking s***. |
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Note to self: |
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Friends are like condoms. |
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So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy. That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gay. . . |