"I may be bisexual, but you need to stop rubbing up on me like that!"

You looked me in the eyes and lied and then had the nerve to ask if i was ok.

Girl 1:
Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

Girl 2:
Because, he has nothing in the front to hold it up!

**Both burst out laughing**

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Yeah were the kind of rebels that would...
OPEN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POPCORN BAG

I wonder who wonders wat i wonder that is what i wonder

Be a pessimist, that way you always expect the worse so when sumthing good happens you can be extra happy

Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

A clean room is the sign of a wasted life ** haa haa then ive never wasted a second**

Rumors are vicious,
Talk is cheap.
Words are malicious,
Secrets you should keep.
Gossip is fake && will make the deepest cut.
So learn from the past, && keep your mouth shut.

I found I scream the same way if a piece of seaweed touches my foot or I'm about to be eaten by a Great White.