"When life gives you cucumbers, fck them." =)

My brother taught me to go down the street... Not across.

I can only please one person a day... and you're not that person, tomorrow's not looking that good either.

~Please dont Brake my heart, I'm running out of duck tape!~

I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care .

The world was so perfect but then humans came along and just screwed it up for the rest of us.

You kno ur the shit, when ppl u dont even kno hate you!!

If yew are what yew eat,
then yew CLEARLY devoured a fat man!
=]

.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane