I am a mother feasant plucker. I pluck mother feasants.

"Behind every gifted woman, there's often a rather talented cat."

-Someone from a forum's signiture

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

~*Boys don't do what us girls do...they do what we tell them to do*~

They say hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance!

Life is short so live life while u can

Im not just all that and a bag of chips,
Im all that and the whole party mix!!!

HA HA HA, just thought i'd post it here. It's not mine i just thought it was funny...

So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

-[ Birdy birdy in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar, tastes like sap, OH MY GOD its birdy crap!! ]-