Funny Quotes

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  • -[ Birdy birdy in the sky. Got some little whitish in my eye. I won't scream, I won't cry. I'm just happy Cows don't fly :) ]-

    by Morgan
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  • An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

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  • YOU STOLE MY DOG!!! now give me that fing cow!!

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  • Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run, he hates that.

    -Anonymous

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  • Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

    im serious my ex told me this

    by mckayla
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  • Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

    by Titi
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  • Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

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  • My cat has OCD.
    -Ben

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  • DorkifiedSweetie: i want my party man
    mrsjmac224: PARTY MAN?

    by Tiffy
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  • There are three types of people on earth.....those who can count and those who cant.

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