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-[ Birdy birdy in the sky. Got some little whitish in my eye. I won't scream, I won't cry. I'm just happy Cows don't fly :) ]- |
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An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit! |
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YOU STOLE MY DOG!!! now give me that fing cow!! |
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Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run, he hates that. |
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Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE |
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Stupid People Shouldn't Breed |
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Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity. |
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My cat has OCD. |
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DorkifiedSweetie: i want my party man |
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There are three types of people on earth.....those who can count and those who cant. |