ITS' BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN TO BE PISSED ON

Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

Try saying the word *Crispness*
its really hard!
doznt it sound like christmas?

~!~!~pimp is my name pimpin is my game~!~!~

"It's not that i can't cook..i'm just microwave compatible"

To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

A wise monkey once said, "Never monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

Nice shoes wannna &^%$.

Don\'t ever eat the yellow snowcones by the monkey exhibit.