Funny Quotes

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  • Honestly ocifer i swear to drunk i'm not god!

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  • Life has turned my world upside down so am now in a muckin fuddle

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  • Dont drink and drive somke and fly

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  • It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye

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  • He who laughs last thinks slowest

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  • The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

    by sammy
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  • Ur stupidty is annoying the rest of us, read a book.

    life sucks, deal with it, the rest of us have to.

    i love u, just not right now!

    : all of these are stupid words of wisdom by ashlee! lol!

    by Ashlee
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  • Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something.

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  • VOTE 4 PEDRO

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  • Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

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